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iVoyeur: Distributive Tracing
Last night my niece asked me if I wanted to take the “idiot test.” If you’re not familiar, the idiot test is a trollish, adolescent joke about zero-indexing, and it goes like this:
Prankster: Do you want to take the idiot test?
Prankster: What color is the sky?
Prankster: What do humans breathe?
Prankster: What was the first question I asked you?
Dupe: "What color is the sky."
Prankster: Wrong! It was: “Do you want to take the idiot test!” You failed! <_insert
ridicule_> & etc.
Dupe: [Feels bad about himself]
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