Practical Perl Tools: “Mala trom pee chock makacheesa.”

In this column, we hope to address the question “Is Perl the language of love?” And if that attempt falls short (as I suspect it will), is there a way to speak the language of love using Perl? Now, you and I may disagree which language is indeed the language of love. Is it Huttese, as in the title above (okay, really Quechua) or some other language? We’re going to need some way to go back and forth between languages fluidly to answer this question.